the question is
whether Esquiver can vote for a presidential candidate that
misuses an apostrophe so egregiously on the first line of a memo. (Less obvious: which/that errors deeper within.)
wherein i owe slim a new plastic serving spoon
Did you know that the two colors in Slim's black-and-white plastic serving spoon have different melting temperatures? And the white plastic melts much faster? And looks like marshmallow when it does melt? Neither did I. This is why she doesn't let me cook for her.