Lagniappe: an unserious blog
Antikythera Mechanism
In today's Nature: Archeologists reconstruct from a century-old find a 2100-year-old version of Posidonius' astronomical calculator, described by Cicero as accurately reproducing the movements of the sun, moon, and planets in the sky, and thought until now to be a myth. The 37-gear mechanism is more complicated than anything Christian society devised for over 1700 years, and suggests that the ancient Greeks might have had primitive computers capable of doing arithmetic. [Also: Times UK; LA Times; Java animation]
Bad time to be a Kazakh cameraman named "Bolat"
Ohio officials were suspicious.
Kazakhstan in Bad Decline
George Saunders doesn't seem to much like Borat.
People don't immediately explode in a vacuum, at least if you believe the Internet more than Sean Connery movies about outer-space mining. (via Cowen)
What the heck? It's now rude not to provide an appropriate send-off in e-mail? And "Best" doesn't cut it? Strikes me as a plug for a business rather than a real trend—a quick perusal of my e-mails to and from find no such consensus. Or have I been doing it wrong eighteen years now?
When Google doesn't work
Because of this Bronte post, I'm getting a lot of hits today searching for Rochester Lagniappe, an event that doesn't appear to have a web site.

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Next television appearance
Will be Tuesday, November 28, 2pm to 4pm Eastern on C-SPAN1, moderating this panel discussion.
Free cellphone services.
Dear Powers That Be:

Please provide "Clear" for Washington, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Chicago, and Houston, and make my travel more pleasant for only $28 $100/year.

Thank you kindly,

Teddy Frank
Age 6
My marvelous Congressman
WaPo with a list of Moran-ities, and it doesn't even include the time he pulled a Mel Gibson and blamed the war on the Jews. I suppose it's too much to expect my knee-jerk blue district to elect a Republican, but couldn't at least someone challenge Moran in the primaries?
Finally saw Tuesday's "Veronica Mars"
1. Ok, VM is a big "Lebowski" fan, so wouldn't she be at least somewhat amused that wheelchair-guy's assistant is named "Brandt" and is channeling Philip Seymour Hoffman? (Yes, I know that it was supposed to be yet another Lebowski shout-out, just as "You're in a world of trouble, Larry" was a few episodes back, and the dogs in this one. And reverse "Bud Rose"'s name, as Sepinwall points out. Still.)

2. Slim notes: Why CXI CDIII instead of XI XIX MMIII?

3. And why a "keister egg" instead of a marshmallow if the numbers were for symbolic purposes, as opposed to a Bugs-Meanyesque clue-us ex machina?

4. Not sure how Keith doesn't find out about the haircut (Logan doesn't tell him when he brings the drugged VM home?), but even without that, as Sepinwall notes, Keith is awful blase' about the fact that his daughter was attacked on campus.

5. Will Baude thinks that the show producers made a tactical error in not publicizing that Patty Hearst was playing a version of herself, but I think this wildly overestimates the degree to which Patty Hearst is a ratings draw as opposed to a mildly entertaining inside joke, a la the Maebe and George Michael appearance last season (or bringing in Laura San Giacamo for a short sub-arc to play off of Colatoni). Hearst is certainly no actress; overall, she was a distraction in the episode.

6. Speaking of Patty Hearst, I'm grumbling about her character's anti-globalization stance being treated as noble, as opposed to an abdication of her fiduciary obligation to her company's shareholders, not to mention an example of the liberal racism that says that Asians are unfit to make goods for Americans.

7. And if the share price was shooting up upon Selma's disappearance, why haven't private equity hedge funds attempted to wrest control of "Hearst-Mart" from its flaky family management? Her brother clearly doesn't like her, and I've litigated enough multimillionaires' intra-family disputes to know that millions of dollars get spent on lawyers for far lesser reason than the "hundreds of millions of dollars" Selma was about to cost the company.

8. Still, best episode in some time. Slim and I were noting that this season's episodes are missing the class war issues that gave the first two seasons so much flavor. Weevil seems to have gained the thirty pounds that I've lost, not to mention picked up horrific acne, so they've been hiding his character, but even without him, the season has missed the townie/'09er tension.

9. They seem to be arcing towards a Veronica-Piz setup. Feh.
Amber Taylor asks "What's so great about Faulkner?" Help out this victim of public-school education by answering her in her comments section. (And many thanks to the exceptional public-school teachers of Ben Franklin High in New Orleans, who made me read Faulkner.)
"Concession E-Mail To Hindu Senator: 'Know Jesus'"
"[Unsuccessful Senate candidate Rae Hart] Anderson's former campaign manager, Barbara Black, told WCCO-TV Anderson wrote the e-mail because 'Chaudhary is not Christian, and he needs to find his soul.'"
Two from the Times
1. Great piece on Chowhound's Jim Leff.

2. "Should we bash religion with a crowbar or only with a baseball bat?" Dawkins (who did not actually speak that line) comes across as self-parody in this piece.
“My favorite Ben & Jerry’s is Acid-Boiled Bones of Divorce Lawyer”
Via Cowen, NYT on London Review of Books personal ads, noting the new book on the subject.
Speaking of new game systems
John Edwards seeks to cut in front of line to purchase Playstation 3 at Wal-Mart. Which of the Two Americas is that again? [Taylor @ Reason via Kirkendall via Overlawyered]
Oh, well
Eric Sofge makes a persuasive case against the Wii.

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New in Vegas
"Could the Nintendo Wii Reverse the Childhood Obesity Trend?" (via Kevin MD)
At the Federalist Society dinner
Slim adjusts my tie for the second time that day. Three hours later, we're watching Justice Alito from Table 42.

Me: "Hey, Alito's tie is crooked."
Slim: "When you're a Supreme Court justice, I'll let you have a crooked tie."

Separately, Justice Scalia praising his wife: "She raised nine kids, with very little help from me, and there's not a dullard in the bunch."

Different semi-serious conversation, while we're waiting for Brian to figure out how to put on a tux:
Slim: "I haven't had a time to read [a particular book we'd been discussing]."
Me: "Yes you have, you're always reading that other book."
Slim: "What other book?"
Me: "I don't know, that other book with the dragons or whatever."
Slim: "What is it with you and dragons? I'm not reading anything with dragons. You don't even know what books I'm reading."
Me: "They all blend together into one grey Clan-of-the-Cave-Bear mess with a dragon on the cover."
Slim: "First of all, Clan of the Cave Bear wouldn't have a dragon on the cover, it would have a bear cave-man. Second, my books are better than those 'Oh, I'm a bitter young Jewish man coming to terms with society' books you read, Philip Roth. 'Oh, the blond girl won't sleep with me.'"
Veronica Mars gets a quasi-full-pickup, for a total of 20 episodes for this season.
The divorce cake.
Simon Baron Cohen (yes, they're related) on assortative mating and autism (via Cowen).
A more remote set of Borat victims
The people of Glod, Romania, are surprised and unhappy to learn of the Borat movie. Though the vice-mayor downplays the newspaper's reporting, in a Borat-like statement: "They got paid so I am sure they are happy. These gypsies will even kill their own father for money."

Bonus factoid: "Glod" means "mud" in Romanian.
Underwhelming, but lengthy, WaPo interview of Philip Roth.
Respect and admiration
Newsweek's web site on Adrienne Shelley's death and her undeserved obscurity before her murder became tabloid fodder. Her best movie, "Trust", still isn't available on DVD.
Heh:
Dear Editor:

Harold Meyerson repeats the canard that "globalization entails [a] downward leveling" of economic well-being ("Tipping Point for Trade," November 11).

This belief is crushed by mountains of evidence. It's crushed also by its own illogic: if ordinary people are served by being "protected" from globalization, then they can be made even better off by being protected from countryization - and better off still by being protected from townization and neighborhoodization. Protectionist quackery implies that we achieve maximum prosperity when no one consumes anything produced by anyone else.

Sincerely,
Donald J. Boudreaux
I like Cafe Hayek because Boudreaux writes all the angry letters to the editor that my mild OCD really makes me want to write.
Slim tells me about her Rochester fetish
"I'm warning you, if your ex-wife burns this place to the ground, I'm out of here."

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If Google Docs ever adds footnote support, it's going to make my life much much easier.
Pizza Italia on Sedgwick Avenue somehow makes it into the comments on a David Bernstein post, and I wasn't even the one who mentioned it first. Verdict: they've stopped bothering using top-of-the-line ingredients, and they're not as good as they used to be. I blame Domino's and minimum-wage laws.

Steve's Pizza on 110 Trinity is my current favorite Manhattan slice, and my first time there was in 2003, so one can't even accuse me of childhood nostalgia in that respect.
More Borat links
Salon also has a good roundup of Borat links.

And Overlawyered has links to the latest Borat lawsuit. Apparently, brotherhood only goes so far, though Chi Psi is sufficiently unconcerned by sexism to, say, end its discriminatory admissions policies.
Ogi Ogas uses cognitive tricks to win $500,000 on WWTBAM.
Soon to be fictionalized on "Law & Order"
New York Times on the detectivework that solved the Adrienne Shelley murder.

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Why Borat isn't as funny in live performances
He relies heavily on editing. Here's a tale of an interview where the target held his own, and, thus, missed out his chance to be in the #1 movie in America. (via Kevin MD)
My pundit-fu technique is unstoppable
I don't know out of how many scholars, assistants, and interns it was, and it was only for bragging rights, but, by correctly picking 17 out of 20 Senate and House races (including 10-for-10 on the Senate), I won the AEI "Pool for Pride."
Arlington speed limits map.
A lot of bad election news tonight (and, even though I drove her to the polls, Slim cancelled out my vote against Amendment 3), but one bright sign is that Justice of the Peace Dan Greenberg, running unopposed, will likely win his State Representative race. My neighborhood is much more blue than I realized.
A thought on Studio 60 (spoiler)
As someone who has actually been a California lawyer called on a holiday to help handle an out-of-state small-town law enforcement crisis crucially important to a CEO, I ask: why the heck wouldn't NBS call up a local counsel who knows the scenery to actually handle discussions with the judge?

Also, NBS would never use its own general counsel to handle the criminal defense of Jeter, because that makes life difficult if they want to fire Jeter later over the incident (though it does seem in-house politics makes that unlikely).

Sepinwall comments. The Throwing Things blog seems to have given up, and I'm not sure why I haven't.
For the millionaire lobster connoisseur with a slightly guilty conscience after reading David Foster Wallace
"The Crustastun – World’s first Humane Electronic Crustacean Stunner." Priced under $5000. And, since I'll now get inappropriate Google hits, here's the DFW article in question (PDF).
This was a shocker
She was one of my favorite actresses. I learned about it only through a google search that hit my blog by accident.
Prosecutors have charged a man with murdering actress Adrienne Shelly, who was found hanging from a shower rod in her West Village office last Wednesday, CBS 2 News has learned. Sources tell CBS 2’s Ti-Hua Chang a construction worker has allegedly confessed to the crime.

Police have charged 19-year-old Diego Pillco, of the 300-block of Prospect Avenue in Brooklyn, with second degree murder.

Sources tell CBS 2’s Ti-Hua Chang that Pillco, a construction worker, apparently confessed to the crime.

Pillco was expected to be arraigned Tuesday on the second-degree murder charge, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan district attorney's office said.

Pillco allegedly punched the 5-foot-2 actress after she complained about the noise he was making in the West Village apartment building where her office is located, killing her.

He then allegedly admitted to dragging the body up to her office, and positioning her in the shower to make her death look like a suicide.

The medical examiner's office had not yet ruled whether the death of the petite actress best known for her roles in the Hal Hartley films "Trust" and "The Unbelievable Truth" was a homicide or a suicide.

Police had been hesitant to label the case a suicide after no suicide note was found and sneaker prints that didn't match Shelly's shoes were found in the bathtub.

Shelly, whose birth name was Adrienne Levine, was found by her husband, Andy Ostroy, Wednesday evening hanging from a shower rod in the bathtub of a Greenwich Village apartment which she uses as her office.
New York Times obituary. MeFi discussion.
Some Borat links
A Chi Psi frat-boy asks for advice after unwittingly being in the #1 movie in America, refuting Richard Roeper's claim that that scene was staged.

One scene that was not staged was the dinner party; this year-old article indicates how much editing was done. Though I think Borat's closing line as leaving was looped in later.

Here's contemporaneous news coverage of Borat's appearance at the rodeo; the paper figured it out a week later.

Borat's appearance at WAPT got a producer fired (scroll down, third story). Always google your guests.

Where's the definitive answer on whether Pamela Anderson was in on the joke at the "Kazakh wedding ceremony"? Wikipedia says staged and ad-libbed. A companion thought that improbable because Anderson's not that good an actress, but Anderson is not unfamiliar with Cohen in real life. Kenneth Turan's review suggests it was not staged.

The tie-in book will not be sold in the US because of nudity.

Borat-related litigation, including a suit in Germany that resulted in censorship of the film there.

Other deleted scenes. Repetition is funny. Repetition is funny.

Update: Still more links to victims at the USA Today Blog, including a link to a MTV.com Pamela Anderson interview on one of the world's most annoying websites. This post has links USA Today doesn't, though.
It's not clear to me that this James McManus essay on poker and Iranian nukes works, but it's interesting nonetheless.
Die Hard #4: Reason #372 not to live in LA. Of course, hardly anybody is on the roads around LAX during Thanksgiving month. (Doesn't my brother's commute go right through there? Poor kid.)
Terry Gross interviews writers Greg Daniels and Mindy Kaling about "The Office." I hadn't realized Kaling was behind "Matt and Ben".
Two triple-triples
1. It is, of course, possible to order a triple-triple on the secret menu at In-n-Out; it's just a short 1.4-mile walk from the Ritz Huntington. I could sure go for a Flying Dutchman and Animal-style fries well-done, only about 1300 calories.

2. Another triple-triple is QUIXOTRY, a 365-point word that helped Michael Cresty reach a record 830 total. Slate has an analysis. I'm dismayed to learn that "ZA" and "ZAS" are now considered official Scrabble words. What's the point if you're going to make it that easy? Kids today! (I'm none too pleased over "VROW", either, which is a misspelled Dutch word, but that's at least in my 1991 Scrabble dictionary.)
October investing
October 2006 2006 YTD Last 12 months Annualized rate,
life of portfolio
Ted Portfolio 4.2% 13.6% 15.6% 14.6%
S&P 500 3.3% 12.1% 16.3% 12.8%
Mortgage
(cost of capital)
0.4% 4.4% 5.3%

Beat the S&P for the third month in a row.

New investments: Select-Comfort (SCSS) @ $20.70.

Sold: ATHR @ $20.50; Wal-Mart $45 call (WWTAI) @ $7.00

Quick flip: out and in of OSTK in response to a one-day move for a short-term profit

I need to have more faith in my choices. I sold my Wal-Mart call at a 17% profit in response to a stop-loss, but it popped up to $9 and is $7.80 now. The MO call I sold for a small profit went up another 30%: I really should have waited for the stay order I predicted to be issued. Between the two mistakes, I missed out on another 2% gain.